Conversation between cousin Dayze and i few hours back [via Celcom-Digi]
she: i gotta play tour guide tmrw night, free ka?
i: who to guide? bitch or bastard? Lol!! buli ba. lemme know what tym la.
she: Lol aku serious niiii cos all guys niii. don't fkk with me ahhhh. Lol macam 6-ish gitu ok ka? pls pls pls pls
i: Hensem or not? if cina sia temau hahaahha. Baahhhhhh demi cinta kasih sia akun la.
she: Hahahahha cina la baaaaa jadi ko mau apa? Mangkali ada tambi la but not shurrr ahahahaha
i: Kimak. hahahaha
she: Bah kasitau aunty Theresa awal2 ah, bilang anak aunty Rita bawa sia keluar bilang loll!!
i: okey. Sia bilang anak aunty Rita mau tulung kasi cari ko menantu santung. Ahahahaha
she: Hahahaha. iya, dia happy tu sebab santung kan, kalau santung +100 points hahaahaha
i: Buduts punya kazen. Bah later u lemme know mana ko mau bawa the santungs la. Sia mau tau apa mau pakai. Bikini ka bra.
she: Derang bilang mau makan seafood and then drinks after, mana tempat mau makan seafood ni ging lol
i: Drink apa? alkohol ka? kalau alkohol, sana upperstar or texas lor (buli trus p berjoget akakaka) seafood? gaya sport? kg nelayan? salut?
she: Haha bah bisuk ko jadi co-pilot sia k? huahuahua
i: Insyaolo. Bawa compas manatau sasat.
she: Buli ba, ko bawa map la manatau kita decided to go for gold digging ka.
p.s: Moii, bosan sia puff2 halau nyamuk satu2 urg di luar. (Okay. The gfs, bcfs and the bf wouldn't like this statement. Pasti kena cuci telinga. Tidak mengapa. Tahan. Berani kerana benar orang bilang haha.)
On a completely random note:
Net connection at home mengalahkan kelajuan siput babi mengandung.
I is definitely don't like.
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she: i gotta play tour guide tmrw night, free ka?
i: who to guide? bitch or bastard? Lol!! buli ba. lemme know what tym la.
she: Lol aku serious niiii cos all guys niii. don't fkk with me ahhhh. Lol macam 6-ish gitu ok ka? pls pls pls pls
i: Hensem or not? if cina sia temau hahaahha. Baahhhhhh demi cinta kasih sia akun la.
she: Hahahahha cina la baaaaa jadi ko mau apa? Mangkali ada tambi la but not shurrr ahahahaha
i: Kimak. hahahaha
she: Bah kasitau aunty Theresa awal2 ah, bilang anak aunty Rita bawa sia keluar bilang loll!!
i: okey. Sia bilang anak aunty Rita mau tulung kasi cari ko menantu santung. Ahahahaha
she: Hahahaha. iya, dia happy tu sebab santung kan, kalau santung +100 points hahaahaha
i: Buduts punya kazen. Bah later u lemme know mana ko mau bawa the santungs la. Sia mau tau apa mau pakai. Bikini ka bra.
she: Derang bilang mau makan seafood and then drinks after, mana tempat mau makan seafood ni ging lol
i: Drink apa? alkohol ka? kalau alkohol, sana upperstar or texas lor (buli trus p berjoget akakaka) seafood? gaya sport? kg nelayan? salut?
she: Haha bah bisuk ko jadi co-pilot sia k? huahuahua
i: Insyaolo. Bawa compas manatau sasat.
she: Buli ba, ko bawa map la manatau kita decided to go for gold digging ka.
p.s: Moii, bosan sia puff2 halau nyamuk satu2 urg di luar. (Okay. The gfs, bcfs and the bf wouldn't like this statement. Pasti kena cuci telinga. Tidak mengapa. Tahan. Berani kerana benar orang bilang haha.)
On a completely random note:
Net connection at home mengalahkan kelajuan siput babi mengandung.
I is definitely don't like.
.xx.
wakakakaa.. siput babi mengandung laaa..
ReplyDeleteu know what, i trus google ni 'how do snails reproduce' and i got this:
"Most snails are hermaphrodites. This means that they are both male and female"
AND..
"They can "mate" with themselves and thus only one can reproduce in an aquarium or pond"
teda keseronokan.. i IS don't like -____-
wahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah!!! apaaa???? teda keseronokan??? hahahahaahha ada kick tu statement ko tu tau. but but but...they can mate with THEMSELVES?? wtf. gungguk ni dorang tau. ahahahhaha
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btw...hermaphrodites...khunsa la tu kan? LOL!
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